My head still hurts :(
Pretty straightforward once I got past the topology issue. Googled it and found out about the auto-refine setting, so I turned that on and never had a refining issue again after that
It's supposed to be shaped like a cat hanging over the edge of the desk. Since I use a card table, it's designed to go around the pipe frame part and then have a piece lock over it. The slot for the cable is big enough for it to not be hard to put the cable in but not enough for it to fall out. It stays in because of the slant of the slot and gravity, and it's designed to hold a cable that has a diameter of up to 5mm.
The "desk" in question
Also, I tried texture painting it to look like a white and a black cat. I know 3D printing wouldn't carry this over, but it could be painted afterwards. And, yes, they have toe beans.
I made a three piece water bottle that fits together by screwing the piece into each other. It was made to be a type of water bottle where it could be used as a standard water bottle by unscrewing the top cap or for a wider diameter, the lid could be screwed off instead. I even accounted for leak-proof rubber seals for both the cap and the lid. The main piece took me over 3 hours. I tried my best with the threading but disclaimer: I suck at basic math.